All you need to know about Sansa in this book is that she has a direwolf – a...– Shmoop (via kissfistthat) And then Sansa teaches her pony-sized furry killing machine to take food delicately from her hand, because manners are important. (via miggylol)
twigwise: asuka-sohryu: next time you’re feeling like shit remember the sloths they don’t do anything ever and they haven’t gone extinct you can afford to take a nap This Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
flyinginafriendshipship: what if church was called jesuscon Then they would charge people to get in. Stop giving them ideas.
theres nothing worse than trying to clean a house...
helenofdestroy: its like they have some kind of radar ahh, shes cleaning in that room! i better hurry and get in there and fuck something up before she finishes! ahh, shes cleaning the kitchen! better hurry and make a sandwich on the counter without a plate! uh oh, she just cleaned the bathroom! better hurry and piss on that seat. 0_0 go sit down somewhere
kubotits: gallop: Spike is definitely alive who just smiles after falling on the stairs #I have solved it I hope so.
Cosmo Sex Tip #720
When he gets hard, lift him up and break his back over your knee. Tell him that when Gotham is ashes, he has your permission to cum.
lumos5000: accio-tardis221b: mickey-the-idiot: the doctor who fandom may disagree about companions but we all agree that wilf is great