April 2013
230 posts
“All you need to know about Sansa in this book is that she has a direwolf – a...”
– Shmoop (via kissfistthat)
And then Sansa teaches her pony-sized furry killing machine to take food delicately from her hand, because manners are important.
(via miggylol)
twigwise:
asuka-sohryu:
next time you’re feeling like shit
remember the sloths
they don’t do anything ever
and they haven’t gone extinct
you can afford to take a nap
This
Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
flyinginafriendshipship:
what if church was called jesuscon
Then they would charge people to get in. Stop giving them ideas.
theres nothing worse than trying to clean a house...
helenofdestroy:
its like they have some kind of radar
ahh, shes cleaning in that room! i better hurry and get in there and fuck something up before she finishes!
ahh, shes cleaning the kitchen! better hurry and make a sandwich on the counter without a plate!
uh oh, she just cleaned the bathroom! better hurry and piss on that seat.
0_0
go sit down somewhere
kubotits:
gallop:
Spike is definitely alive who just smiles after falling on the stairs
#I have solved it
I hope so.
Cosmo Sex Tip #720
When he gets hard, lift him up and break his back over your knee. Tell him that when Gotham is ashes, he has your permission to cum.
lumos5000:
accio-tardis221b:
mickey-the-idiot:
the doctor who fandom may disagree about companions but we all agree that wilf is great