would like to know the story behind this
(Source: theehorsepussy, via yourdismayedmother)
would like to know the story behind this
(Source: theehorsepussy, via yourdismayedmother)
Look kids, I found heaven.
(Source: mylifeissomexican, via 0ver-doze)
(via keepmywhiskeyneat)

weepingkind-movedtothanksjupiter:
Greatest intro to a porn ever. Technically SFW.
Dead.
Oh my God, this can’t be real… I’m dead
HEY WHAT THE FUCK
WOT AM I WATCHING
FRUITFUL LEMONY LEMONS
(via fuckyeahweird)
—PSA:My Mother never told me this! Reblog to save a baby Bird:)
“The general rule for finding a baby bird or any animal infant on the ground is simply to leave them alone. Most often, the parents are watching from a distance. But if a baby bird is found on the ground without its fledgling feathers and the nest is easily within reach, it can be returned without harm. The parents will welcome it back with open wings.” [source]
(for those too lazy to click on the source: it’s okay to put the baby bird back, but do not disturb its nest.)
Well, huh. Learn something new every day.
(via kripke-is-my-king)
How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?
I have always wanted one of those.
(Source: queenlabrifah, via cinegasmic)
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I waste a lot of time on tumblr. I keep this so I can find the cool shit later.